WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Al Qaeda suspect Khalid Sheikh Mohammed claimed he organized the September 11 attacks on the United States and other major attacks, according to the transcript of a hearing released on Wednesday.Read the rest of the article to see the extensive list of things that KSM was involved in. Khalid claims responsibility for the 1995 WTC bombing, the bombings in Bali and even a plan to destroy the Panama Canal.
The acts of 9/11, the beheading of Daniel Pearl, the bombings and all the violence are certainly despicable, awful acts. Everyone involved should be punished appropriately, but most people cannot help thinking that some of KSM's confessions are a bit - um, convenient - for the Bush Administration.
Surely there are some OTHER things that Khalid was responsible for. If any of you track down additional KSM confessions - be sure to post them here.
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Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also ...
Click on the "comments" link to see what other "crimes" have been discovered and to send your own revelations. There is no sign up, the posting is anonymous and I am sure many of you have your own "confessions" to share with the rest of us.Tried to fire all the US Attorneys without asking Alberto Gonzales
Got in a screaming match outside Hyde and drunkenly slurred that he was "More famous than Perez Hilton!"
Is responsible for the McRib no longer being on the McDonald's menu (by Jeff on Big Boy's Neighborhood)
Sent out thousands of "V1agr@ for CHEEP!" emails from his hotmail account
Parks in handicap spots
Hates the player AND he hates the game
Has all the Iraqi WMD hidden in his beard
Calls in to American Idol to vote for Sanjaya
Plotted to bring down FM Rocks
Messes with Texas
Holds up the line at Pinkberry
Caused the rift between Tom Cruise and Sumner Redstone
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With the right hand of God, he stole Brad from Jennifer.
Shaved Britney's head.
Cast Travolta in Hairspray.
Cancelled Arrested Development.
Expedited Angelina's adoption of the new kid.
Brokered the Television Without Pity deal wth Bravo.
Kidnapped Jack and made him operate on his spine.
Jumped the line at SXSW, got right in front at Emo's and blocked everyone else's view, from A to Z.
Shot Richard Jeni in the face.
... ooh, too soon?
Helped Eric Maynor work on his jumper so that VCU could defeat the heretics of Duke.
He formulated "New Coke", in an attempt to undermine our faith in a great American institution.
He painted a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
He was the one who smashed the arms off the Venus de Milo.
He pulled off his masterwork plot to detonate Mount St. Helens.
He gave Ronald Reagan mad cow disease.
Shot Buckwheat http://themandarin.blogspot.com/2007/03/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-i-shot-buckwheat.html
Communists are fun!
KSM also lobbied the basketball coach of Greece Athena to not insert J-Mac into that final game.
Secretly chose Coke over Pepsi in the Pepsi Challenge, but lied to get on TV.
Was never able to actually find "Waldo".
Lied that he could see the pictures in all those Sterograms.
Laughs at all the obscure jokes in "Family Guy" just to seem cool to Osama.
Wrote volumes of Babylon 5 erotic fan fiction
Is secretly the father of Katie Holmes' baby.
Does drag shows on weekends (the veil hides the beard)
Left behind the glove at OJ's house.
Killed Captain America.
Warmed his feets in your macaroni
He "did" Anna Nicole Smith, thus becoming the real "baby daddy".
Single handedly took sexy out.
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