Thursday, March 15, 2007

Khalid comes clean, isn't that CONVENIENT ?

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed has finally confessed to plotting the attacks of September 11.


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Al Qaeda suspect Khalid Sheikh Mohammed claimed he organized the September 11 attacks on the United States and other major attacks, according to the transcript of a hearing released on Wednesday.

Read the rest of the article to see the extensive list of things that KSM was involved in. Khalid claims responsibility for the 1995 WTC bombing, the bombings in Bali and even a plan to destroy the Panama Canal.

The acts of 9/11, the beheading of Daniel Pearl, the bombings and all the violence are certainly despicable, awful acts. Everyone involved should be punished appropriately, but most people cannot help thinking that some of KSM's confessions are a bit - um, convenient - for the Bush Administration.

Surely there are some OTHER things that Khalid was responsible for. If any of you track down additional KSM confessions - be sure to post them here.

• • • • •

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also ...


Tried to fire all the US Attorneys without asking Alberto Gonzales

Got in a screaming match outside Hyde and drunkenly slurred that he was "More famous than Perez Hilton!"

Is responsible for the McRib no longer being on the McDonald's menu (by Jeff on Big Boy's Neighborhood)

Sent out thousands of "V1agr@ for CHEEP!" emails from his hotmail account

Parks in handicap spots

Hates the player AND he hates the game

Has all the Iraqi WMD hidden in his beard

Calls in to American Idol to vote for Sanjaya

Plotted to bring down FM Rocks

Messes with Texas

Holds up the line at Pinkberry

Caused the rift between Tom Cruise and Sumner Redstone


Click on the "comments" link to see what other "crimes" have been discovered and to send your own revelations. There is no sign up, the posting is anonymous and I am sure many of you have your own "confessions" to share with the rest of us.








.

25 comments:

Cori Stern said...

With the right hand of God, he stole Brad from Jennifer.

Anonymous said...

Shaved Britney's head.

Anonymous said...

Cast Travolta in Hairspray.

Anonymous said...

Cancelled Arrested Development.

Anonymous said...

Expedited Angelina's adoption of the new kid.

Anonymous said...

Brokered the Television Without Pity deal wth Bravo.

Anonymous said...

Kidnapped Jack and made him operate on his spine.

30f said...

Jumped the line at SXSW, got right in front at Emo's and blocked everyone else's view, from A to Z.

Anonymous said...

Shot Richard Jeni in the face.

... ooh, too soon?

Anonymous said...

Helped Eric Maynor work on his jumper so that VCU could defeat the heretics of Duke.

Anonymous said...

He formulated "New Coke", in an attempt to undermine our faith in a great American institution.

He painted a moustache on the Mona Lisa.

He was the one who smashed the arms off the Venus de Milo.

He pulled off his masterwork plot to detonate Mount St. Helens.

He gave Ronald Reagan mad cow disease.

The Mandarin said...

Shot Buckwheat http://themandarin.blogspot.com/2007/03/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-i-shot-buckwheat.html

Anonymous said...

Communists are fun!

Anonymous said...

KSM also lobbied the basketball coach of Greece Athena to not insert J-Mac into that final game.

Anonymous said...

Secretly chose Coke over Pepsi in the Pepsi Challenge, but lied to get on TV.

Was never able to actually find "Waldo".

Lied that he could see the pictures in all those Sterograms.

Laughs at all the obscure jokes in "Family Guy" just to seem cool to Osama.

Wrote volumes of Babylon 5 erotic fan fiction

Is secretly the father of Katie Holmes' baby.

Does drag shows on weekends (the veil hides the beard)

Left behind the glove at OJ's house.

Killed Captain America.

Anonymous said...

Warmed his feets in your macaroni

Anonymous said...

He "did" Anna Nicole Smith, thus becoming the real "baby daddy".

Anonymous said...

Single handedly took sexy out.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for article!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for interesting article.

Anonymous said...

Glad to read articles like this. Thanks to author!

Anonymous said...

Very interesting article, I have long sought. It is in front of me. I agree with you!

Anonymous said...

Excellent website. Good work. Very useful. I will bookmark!

Anonymous said...

Hello! Interesting article, thanks to author!

Anonymous said...

Your style is unique in comparison to other people I have read stuff from.
Many thanks for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just book mark this web site.


Here is my web site - twitter for business